Unbounded

[As I was rummaging the blogs of my friends, I stumbled upon one particular entry from my buddy Jim's blog (which I copied this without asking for his permission. So sorry about that) about us, Dodong, and Wil having some nonsensical fun. If you cannot understand Filipino, and would'nt want to loose 5 IQ points, I suggest you go to National Geographic instead. I think we should reprise this again sometime heh. read on.]

Sunday, April 10, 2005

The Ultimate Debate

You ever wonder who'd win in a fight, Tyson or Ali? Well we've taken nonsense debates and took it a whole new level. This is an edited transcript of a chat conference between four of the leading experts in all things nothing. First, there's dongtpc. He's my buddy Dodong. When he's not progamming as a computer science major, he's usually screaming profanities at me when I tell him what happens in the TV show Lost before he sees it. Then there's lykwyss, that's my buddy Glenn. When he's not researching on boobies as a psych project, he's usually found online talking about boobies. Then there's wilsongtang_ph, who is also my buddy Wilson. When he's not protesting about the state of the world, he's usually found online surfing about the most random things you can think of. Then finally, there's true_love5484.. yes, that's me. I came up with that when I was 14. So yes, it's cheesy as crap.

Anyway, in this chat, we talk about the most important nonsense there is. Who'd win in a match between Mario and the adventure island boy? Who'd win between the snake from the cellphone game "snake" and the rubber ball from the cellphone game "bounce"? and the debate to end all debates, a triple threat match to the death between the rock, the paper and the scissors. So fasten your seatbelt and hold on tight, cause you're about to lose 5 IQ points after reading this. Enjoy!


true_love5484: okay debate: super mario vs adventure island boy
wilsontang_ph: super mario
lykwyss: ganda un
wilsontang_ph: mario is legend
true_love5484: si adventure island boy may sakay na dinosaur
lykwyss: super mario!!
wilsontang_ph: super mario may apoy eh
wilsontang_ph: na bola
wilsontang_ph: kayang lumipad
lykwyss: wala namang fireball tska raccoon tail ung adventure island guy
wilsontang_ph: tsaka may mariokart pa
lykwyss: tska growth mushroom
wilsontang_ph: pa si mario
lykwyss: skateboard lang tska throwing axe meron ng adventure island guy
dongtpc: hahaha
lykwyss: insult kay mario yan kinompare mo ung adventure island guy sa kanya!!true_love5484: hahahahhahaha
true_love5484: putik nag take offense a
lykwyss: hahahaa
wilsontang_ph: closest na siguro kay supermario donkeykong
dongtpc: hahaha
lykwyss: parehong nintendo un e
lykwyss: actually jim dapat mario or sonic
wilsontang_ph: far third siguro si sonic
dongtpc: haha
dongtpc: kupa or robotnik!dongtpc: lol!
wilsontang_ph: supermario revolutionized the gaming industry
wilsontang_ph: king koopa, daming niyang buhay eh
wilsontang_ph: every stage siya kalaban mo
wilsontang_ph: si robotnik sa last stage lang
true_love5484: Ultimate debate: The snake in "snake" or the rubber ball in "bounce"?
dongtpc: hahaha
true_love5484: yan ang debate!!!
lykwyss: hehe
dongtpc: hahahha shit!
wilsontang_ph: anong snake at rubber ball?
lykwyss: ahahahahaha!!!
lykwyss: tangina mo wil di mo lam un?
true_love5484: yung sa snake and bounce...
dongtpc: sa cellphone!
true_love5484: cellphone!!!
lykwyss: ung sa games sa cellphone hehe
dongtpc: loser!!
wilsontang_ph: ahhhhhh
lykwyss: ako bounce ako
lykwyss: rubberball
wilsontang_ph: snake ako
lykwyss: kahit luma na ung snake
dongtpc: snake ako!!
wilsontang_ph: mas madali snake haha
dongtpc: lol!
true_love5484: yeah im going with the rubber ball kasi at least kaya nung ball bumungo sa wall...
lykwyss: mas maraming pwedeng gawin ung rubberball
dongtpc: baka sakaling ung kinakain ng snake dun sa game is ung rubberball hahahhaahaa shit
true_love5484: yung rubber ball kaya bumungo sa wall.. yung snake d kaya
true_love5484: hahahahahahahhahaha
lykwyss: hahahahah tangina pinaglaban!!! hahahahahahaha
wilsontang_ph: kaya ng snake bumungo ng wall
true_love5484: d kaya
lykwyss: ung rubber ball may lives ung snake isa lang
lykwyss: yucck
true_love5484: patay kaya pag bumungo sa wall
wilsontang_ph: snake 2 kaya na
dongtpc: laftrip putangina!
dongtpc: di ko na kaya!
wilsontang_ph: seee, ang snake nageevolve
true_love5484: ha? d kaya.. kaya nammamtay pag nabunggo
dongtpc: lol!
lykwyss: lobotomized ung snake e hindi marunong umiwas
wilsontang_ph: hindi kaya namamatay ang snake sa snake 2
dongtpc: lol!
lykwyss: buti pa ung rubber ball nagbobounce pag high ung fall
true_love5484: okay ready na kayo sa ultimate of ultimate debate?
lykwyss: hehehe
true_love5484: triple threat match: rock vs paper vs scissors
true_love5484: who wins ?
true_love5484: hhhahahahhahahahahahaha
wilsontang_ph: hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaha
lykwyss: hahahahahaha
lykwyss: hmm
dongtpc: shit lang sense yan!! hahaha
wilsontang_ph: i'd go with the rock
true_love5484: im going with rock here... i never believed the paper could hold it in the first place
lykwyss: lol
dongtpc: hahahaahahhahaahahahahaa
lykwyss: rock ako
lykwyss: hehe

So who won? well whenyou're really fighting for something dumb, I would say no one wins.

So that's it. Thanks again to my other three "experts".